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January 2012

There is a random-hygiene-freakout brewing inside of me the likes of which has never been seen.

“Random-Hygiene-Freakout: a randomly induced episode of severely neurotic and compulsive cleaning and/or organizing.  Episode is usually brought about by a simple task or observation, like brushing ones teeth, for example. During this time one might feel compelled to clean many things or only just a single object. One is usually compelled to put a great deal of effort into cleaning during this period, usually cleaning something more than once. Duration of episode varies greatly.”

you have no idea. i have had this urge building inside me for days now, and today is going to involve some epic cleaning. ive already typed up an itemized list of tasks, in order of importance, of things i need to do. i just feel like everything is just looking a little bit messy, and cluttered, and filthy, and gross, and disgusting, and i just want it all to be clean.  i swear i dont have ocd, i only get into these modes maybe three or four times a year, max. and i love when i do, cause it means im going to be getting shit done today. 

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“To quote someone who wasn’t trying to be wise, “You’re born and then you hurt, and hurt, and hurt- in every sense of the word, until the day you die. That’s it. That’s the whole point of salvation.” That salvation is something different for everyone. You spend your whole life trying to find your own personal messiah, whatever it is that’s supposed to make everything better, and then you die.” —my personal journals. fall/winter 2009
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im so excited.

my book is coming along so wonderfully. just swimmingly. ive written up to chapter 20, (not including some yet to be written gaps in the story) but ahhhhhhhh im so excited about it. somebody read it and tell me what you think.

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“Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs… all next week on Town Talk.” —George Newman
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