June 2012
17 posts
Size 4 bitches.
I win. I win at losing weight.
Cannibals: Grab Your Boomstick: The Zombie... →
By now we’ve all seen the awful, awful story about the Florida man who was shot to death by police for refusing to stop chewing on another man’s face.
Dear gay boys
Show me your penises.
So I have this really terrible habit of almost never citing sources or artist on pictures.
So if anyone knows the source for anything on my tumblr, just let me know and ill add it.
May 2012
43 posts
Actually.
Instead of bitching, I’m going to write about how awesome I am because I’ve lost so much weight through nutrition and fitness. I even picked up this really cute guy at the bar a few days ago. go me.
“I’m a Transportation Expert
I rode the train once.
It was terrible.
...”
– This is wonderful
“And now, Grandfather,
I ask you to bless the white man.
He needs your wisdom,...”
– Native American prayer for the white man.
